The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?"
The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it's like this, God gives us miracles in life. Each day is a new beginning, just like every night there's a new star in the sky. What do you think?"
Tonto looks at him, confused and says, "Tonto think someone stole tent."
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一天晚上，罗恩兰格和通图去野营。通图做了恶梦，他睁开眼看见许多的星星。于是他叫醒罗恩兰格，然后对他说：“你感觉怎么样？”
罗恩兰格安慰地回答说：“通图，生活中上帝赐予我们许多奇迹，就像现在这样。每一天都是一个新的开始，这就像每天晚上天空中会出现一颗新的星星。你是怎么想的呢？”
通图看着他，疑惑地说：“我认为有人偷了我们的帐篷。”