世界上最长,最荒谬的遥控器

读者: 4319    发布时间: 2007

原文: The Most Absurd Remote Ever Made

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Don’t get me wrong, I love a remote that has convenient features, but I also like a remote that’s compact. Unfortunately, the Pultius Remote from Art Lebedev falls a little short in that category.

The remote features 99 individual channel buttons and three additional buttons for adding 100, 200, or 300 to the original number. All in all, the user has access to 399 channels with a maximum of two button presses. Think of all the time you will save when you don’t have to hit three individual buttons when calling on the higher channels. Not to mention the fact that you could probably wield it like a bat to defend yourself against intruders. The damn thing is 20″ long.

译文: 世界上最长,最荒谬的遥控器

pultius2不要误会我的意思,我喜欢遥控器的方便,但我也喜欢它的小巧。不幸的是,Pultius遥控器在列别杰夫艺术中有不足的地方。
这种遥控器有99个单独的频道按钮,3个额外的按钮让你在原有频道的基础上添加100,200或300个频道。总的来说,使用者最多按两个按钮就可以获得399个频道。当你观看数字较高的频道时,你可以只按三个单独的按钮来节省的时间。有一个事实没有提到,那就是你可以像挥动短棍一样的挥动它来捍卫自己抵御入侵者。但这个该死的东西长20寸。