Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
译文:
不忠实的妻子
伯迪和他的两个朋友在酒吧聊天。
一个朋友说：“我怀疑我的妻子和电工有染。前些天我回到家在床下发现剪线钳，我们家没这些东西。”
另外一个朋友说：“我怀疑我的太太和水工有关系，前几天我在床下发现一个扳手，根本不是我的东西。”
伯迪说：“我怀疑我的妻子和马在私通”。两位朋友满脸狐疑地看着他。
“我是说真的，那天我回家在我们床下发现了一位赛马骑师。”