This bloke is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling," the husband whispers, "Assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die. I'll forgive you if..."
His wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest. Absolutely. No question. I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies happy and the wife mutters under her breath, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
译文:
你是他的父亲
有个人躺在他的病床上，濒临垂死的边缘，他的哭的梨花带雨的妻子和他的四个孩子围在病床边。其中三个孩子长得很高，很漂亮，而且都是运动健将，但是第四个，也就是最小的孩子像是个丑陋的侏儒。
丈夫低声说：“亲爱的，告诉我最小的孩子真的是我的。我想在临死前知道真相。哪怕你。。。我也会原谅你的”。
他的妻子温柔的打断他。“是的，我的至爱。当然啦。毫无疑问。我以我母亲的名义来发誓，你是这孩子的父亲。”
之后，那个男人就开心的死去了，他的妻子压着嗓子嘟囔道，“还好他不是问其他三个孩子。”