原文: Got Wood? Suissa Shadow Stores Most Of Your Porn

By Evan Ackerman

Wood. It’s so… Natural. And that makes it utterly useless in our Internet economy; after all, it’s not like you can use wood products to store and share information or anything. So let’s just go ahead and chop wood into pieces and stick hard drives and USB hubs into it and turn it into something practical. The Suissa Shadow packs 750 gigs of storage, 4 USB ports, and audio and mic jacks into a maple wood body. It’s supposed to be available this holiday season in standard and luxury models; the guts are the same but the luxury model features a unique handmade glass face. $730 and $875 respectively.

译文: Suissa Shadow闪存：愚“木”脑袋也有好记性

木头。真是太……自然了。可在我们的互连网经济中显得一无是处；毕竟，你不能用木制品储存、共享信息什么的。所以我们接着这么办：把木头砍成片，将硬盘和USB接口固定上去，由此打造出一件实用的东西。Suissa Shadow就把7500亿字节的空间，4个USB接口，音频和麦克风集合在了一个枫木身体里。今年圣诞，该产品的标准版和豪华版将面市；两个版本的配置相同，但是豪华版特别制作了一个独一无二的手工镜面。定价分别是730美元和875美元。