Are you too lazy to open your own beer? Have you got a mighty thirst for a delicious frosty beverage, but have the motor skills of Stephen Hawking? Asahi’s Beer Pouring Robot is here to help!
Like an alcoholic R2D2
This ingenious robo-pal can refrigerate a six-pack, open and pour you a beer, all the while entertaining you with recordable audio and programmable LCD display. Unlike your own swarthy self, the Asahi Beer Pouring Robot is self-cleaning. It’s like a girlfriend that won’t have sex with you! So it’s more like a wife, really, only not as round.
It takes about as long for the Asahi Beer Pouring Robot to actually finish pouring you a brew as it does to open and drink one yourself, but this does little to diminish the cool factor. Combine with a portable latrine and never leave the couch again!
译文:
朝日啤酒斟酒机器人
你有没有懒到不想自己开啤酒罐？你有没有对冻饮的强烈渴望而没有斯缔文.霍金那样的机器操作技巧？朝日啤酒斟酒机器人来帮你。
这个聪明的机器人伙伴可以冷藏6罐啤酒并帮你开罐倒酒，同时还有可录放的音乐播放器和编程LCD显示屏。 它可不象你那么黑污，朝日啤酒斟酒机器人完全能够自我清洗。就象你不用上床的女朋友, 或者更象一个老婆，真的， 不仅仅是因为有圆圆的身材。
机器人打开啤酒罐并为你倒上一杯所花的时间和你自己做这些所花的时间一样长，可这完全无损它的酷炫气质。更何况它可是带着半打啤酒随时候命，而你再也用不着离开躺椅了。