A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer.
Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'''
译文:
KFC：我们每日所需要的鸡肉
一个KFC的销售员自信地走向教皇，如果他把“主祷文”中的“给我们每日所需要的面包”改成“给我们每日所需要的鸡肉”的话，就给他100万美元。教皇拒绝了他。
两个星期之后，这个销售员给1000万美元教皇，让他把“给我们每日所需要的面包”改成“给我们每日所需要的鸡肉”，教皇再次拒绝了他慷慨的报酬。又过了一个星期，这个人给教皇两千万美元，教皇终于同意了。第二天，教皇对他的要员说，“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你们。‘好消息就是，我们刚得到一张两千万美元的支票。坏消息就是我们失去了神奇面包帐户！’”