There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''
So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."
''Why?' asked the head nurse.
"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."
译文:
巨头男婴
医院里有个新出生的男婴，体重十磅。奇怪的是单单他的头就要重五磅，而整个身体也才五磅。所有的护士和医生都对他不知所措。
后来，外科主任进来问有什么不对劲。护士长回答道：“我们不知道拿这个男婴怎么办。”
于是主任就看了一眼，然后说，“你们最好把他放到精神医疗中心去。”
“为什么？”护士长问道。
“因为”，主任回答道:“我看了一下他， 这男婴明显是个白痴。”