Promotion Reminds You What Will Happen To You Regardless of Who Wins
You’ve probably heard this is an historic election. No, not erection…election.
In keeping with the focus on issues, a number of retailers are offering free gifts as rewards to voters who cast their ballots on Election Day. What better way to celebrate the dawning of a new era in politics than utilizing a strategy that first got its start with the bread and circuses back in Ancient Rome?
Whether you choose the Maverick for men, or the Silver Bullet for women, either way these lovely voting booth parting gifts will help you get the warm, fuzzy feeling that comes (zing!) from doing your civic duty.
At least, I think that’s what that warm, fuzzy feeling is…
So, this Election Day, make sure to get your “I Voted” sticker, it’s good for free donuts, ice cream or even sex toys.
If you vote three times, you can collect all three!
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The hell with the donuts….
译文:
投上一票，你就能免费获得情趣玩具
投上一票，你就能免费获得情趣玩具
无论谁输谁赢，唯有不断提升才会提醒你下一步会发生什么
你可能早已听说这是一次有历史意义的选举。不，不是选举，不是。
为了与本次主题的焦点相一致，许多零售商们免费提供礼品，作为对那些在选举日参与投票的投票者的回馈。如何更好地庆祝又一政治新纪元的到来，而非像古罗马的统治者那样利用为笼络人心而施展小恩小惠的手段的策略以此开朝呢？
无论你是为男人们选择了 Maverick，还是为女人们选择了Silver Bullet ，这些可爱的投票摊所赠的聚会礼物将会为你带来无与伦比的温暖柔和的感觉，并从你履行公民义务的那一刻就开始。
至少，我认为那就是所谓的温暖柔和的感觉是……
所以，在这个选举日，确保你将票投给了你所支持的人，这样你就能得到免费的甜甜圈、冰激淋，甚至是情趣玩具。
如果你投三次票，你就能全部集齐这三样东西！