A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.
The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn''t even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.
The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn''t want that room, and they moved on.
The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.
The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!"
译文:
魔鬼营——星巴克
有一个男子死了后直接下了地狱。一个魔鬼接待了他，并且带他参观了地狱。他告诉那个男子有三间房可以供他选择以度过他的来世。
第一个房间充满了熊熊火焰，热得几乎让他无法呼吸。所以他告诉那个魔鬼他不可能选择那个房间。于是他们继续前进。
他们去的第二个房间里充满了遭毒打遭折磨的人。如此残忍的场面使得那个人根本看不下去。他告诉魔鬼他一定不会去那间房。于是，他们又继续前进。
最后一间房间充满了悠闲的人们，他们边喝咖啡边坐着休息。那个人看了一会，然后告诉魔鬼，这间就是他想要的。
那魔鬼示意让他坐下，他就坐了下来。就这样，他也边饮咖啡，边为自己的选择感到发自内心的满意。过了一会，突然有个声音从喇叭里面传出来：“注意，你们的休息时间已经到了，下面开始做一万个俯卧撑。