原文: Top 10 Most Disgusting Candies Ever

Candy is normally a tasty little sweet treat designed to give pleasure to all. However, that is not always the case, as this list proves. For some unknown reason, some candy manufacturers have recently started producing the most disgusting candies you could image (they must be running out of ideas). Here is our list of the most disgusting candies you could ever eat.

I don’t care how this candy tastes, who in their right mind would enjoy scraping ear wax out of a plastic ear for eating? The whole idea just makes me want to gag! It even comes with its own swab. How many kids are going to start digging in their ears after they run out candy I wonder? Smart.

The gross factor in these candies is not their flavor, but the fact that they are designed to look like scabs - complete with plasters. I could possibly cope with that, but just imagine this scenario: Johnny and Jimmy are playing hide and seek. Jimmy hides in the bush that his dog Rover just recently pooped in. Jimmy inadvertently gets Rover’s poop on his hand and doesn’t realize it. They finish playing and mommy gives them some Candy Scabs to eat. Jimmy sticks it on his hand, pulls it off, and…. I think you get the picture. Dumb idea.

The first thing this Dutch candy has going against it is that it is licorice flavored. I know a lot of people like the taste of licorice, but a lot of people voted for George Bush too - it doesn’t make it right. The next problem here is that this is licorice made with an enormous amount of salt. That’s right - it is salt “candy”. Add to that the fact that it looks like something you would expect to find on the floor of an English nightclub, and you have the makings of one of the worst candies ever.

Okay - it is sweet - I will give them that, but inside each of these tasty candies is a REAL LIFE scorpion. Yup - when you lick through the sugar coating, you get to chow down on scorpion guts. Whoever came up with this candy needs to be forced to eat some Dubbel Zout.

We are really walking a thin line with this one - gorilla boogers are sweetened dried black beans (popular in Asian cooking). I was on holiday in Korea once and had some of their sweet bean candy (they beat the beans to a pulp then shape it in to small bite sized pieces). It tasted like dirt. These boogers are made from the same beans. They taste like dirt too. Sweetened dirt. Enough said.

Like the scorpion candy above, this is basically a lump of melted sugar with a bunch of dead ants thrown in to it. Of all the things in the world that they could have thrown in to their candy, what the hell made them choose ants. How does this stuff get past the FDA?

Tuna was invented by mother nature for hippy vegetarians and people trying to shed some fat - so how has it managed to find its way in to candy? The main ingredient in these little blobs of sugary disgustingness is tuna. After that comes a bunch of chemicals of unknown origin, and finally sugar. Seriously - who would eat fish flavored candy?

Just because Moses and the Jews ate locusts in the desert doesn’t mean anyone should do it now! These are real crickets sprinkled with a variety of flavors. I realize that chips (which they are similar to) are not usually labeled as candy, but they are so gross (and both are equally bad for you) that they deserve a spot here. Anyone that eats these things by choice deserves to be hit with a plague of boils.

Durian fruit is a common fruit in Southeast Asia. To people unfamiliar to it, it usually evokes feelings of utter disgust. One food writer said: “its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock.” You are not even allowed to bring this stuff in to hospitals or hotels in South East Asia. In Singapore, they have signs that forbid you from taking it on the public transport system (see here). That is how disgusting it is. So, it makes a lot of sense to make candy out of it. Not. But there you have it - someone has done it. This one was nearly number 1 on the list, until we discovered BeanBoozled…

BeanBoozled are jellybeans made by the company that brought us Gourmet JellyBeans. In a box of BeanBoozled we find 10 colors of beans and 20 flavors - every color has one tasty flavor, and a disgusting flavor - the idea is that you never know whether you are about to get a good one or a bad one. This makes it ideal for party games. So - why is this number one on the list? After you read the selection of “bad” flavors, you will understand: Skunk Spray, Moldy Cheese, Baby Wipes, Rotten Egg, Vomit, and more. And guess what? They really taste like their names. Next time you are watching a movie in the dark with friends, slip a few of these in to their bag of jellybeans for a great gag (literally).

译文: 十大历来最恶心的糖果

  
      通常来说，糖果这种好吃小甜品是为了给人们带来愉快的。可是，这份榜单却会证明事实并非总是如此。近来，由于一些不知明的原因一些糖果制造商们开始生产你所能想象到的最恶心的糖果（他们一定是想不出其他点子了）。这里是我们列出的你所能吃到的最恶心的糖果。

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耳屎糖

      我可不在乎这种糖味道怎样，有哪个正常人会喜欢从一直塑料耳朵里掏出耳屎来吃？整个想法就让我想吐！它甚至还带有配套的棉签。我实在好奇有多少孩子在没有糖果以后会挖自己的小耳朵？很时髦吧。

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疮痂糖

      这种糖的主要特点不在于口味，而是它们看起来就像伤口的疮痂一样——还粘在创可贴上。我还算能够接受这种糖果，但是请试想一下：强尼和吉米在玩躲猫猫游戏。吉米藏进了一堆树丛，刚好他的小狗罗福之前在那儿拉了坨屎，而吉米却不小心把它粘到了手上完全没有察觉。在他们完好游戏以后，妈妈给了他们一些痂盖糖来吃。吉米先把糖粘到手上，再撕下来，然后……我想你应该可以想象。没想法了吧。

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DZ甘草盐味糖

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蝎子糖

      好吧——我承认这种糖果很甜，但是每一个里面却有一只真的蝎子。是的，当你舔完外面包裹的糖衣以后，你就会吃到蝎子。不管是谁如过要吃这种糖果的话最好先吃一下DZ甘草盐味糖

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猩猩鼻涕糖

      我们真的很少会接触到这种糖——猩猩鼻涕糖是一种干燥的黑色甜味糖豆（在亚洲人的烹调中非常流行）。有一次我到韩国度假吃到他们那里的一种甜味糖豆（韩国人把豆子打成浆然后再做成一粒粒的形状）。尝起来就像是泥土一样。这种鼻涕糖是用同一种豆子做成的，所以尝起来也像泥土。充其量来说，是一种甜味的泥土。

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蚂蚁糖

从自然的角度来说，金枪鱼适合于嬉皮素食者和想要减肥的人群——那么它是怎么和糖果搅合到了一起？这种恶心的小粒糖果的最主要成分就是金枪鱼。然后还有许多不知明的化学原料，最后就做成了糖果。正经地说——有谁会吃鱼味的糖果？

蝗虫糖

      仅仅是因为摩西和犹太人曾经在沙漠吃过蝗虫的话，可不意味着现在所有人都得这么做！这种糖是真的蝗虫上洒上各种各样的调味料。我意识到这种蝗虫糖（外型像糖）并不通常贴糖果的标签，但是它们太恶心了（而且对身体有害），所以要把它们列在这里。任何选择吃这种东西的人都该得皮肤病。

榴莲糖

      榴莲是东南亚的一种水果。对不熟悉它的人来说，它通常会令人作呕。一位写食物的作家曾经说，“榴莲的味道形容起来就像是猪粪，松脂和洋葱糅杂着运动后的臭袜子的味道。”在东南亚，你甚至不能将榴莲带入医院或是酒店。在新加坡，有指示牌明文禁止你将榴莲带入公共交通工具(看这儿)。就是这么恶心。所以，有一万个理由不会用榴莲来做糖果。当然不会。但是它的确存在——有人做出了这种糖。要不是我们发现了怪味豆形软糖，榴莲糖差点就成了榜单上的第一名。

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怪味豆形软糖