A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!
译文:
农民与奶牛
一个农民沮丧地坐在栅栏内喝着闷酒。
他的朋友问他为何如此低落，他答到：“有些事情啊，跳到黄河也洗不清。今天早晨我在屋外挤奶，刚挤满一桶，这头牛却用左脚将桶踢翻了，所以我就将它的左脚绑在了柱子上。接着我扶起倒下的桶继续挤奶，可它却用右脚又一次踹翻了奶桶，所以我就将它的右脚也帮在了柱子上。就当我第三次挤满一桶奶时，它却用它的尾巴将奶桶再次甩翻，所以我就将皮带解开，想把它的尾巴与我的皮带系在一起。
可就在我系的时候，我的裤子突然掉了下来，又恰巧这时我妻子正好出来，撞见了我这一幕，哎，相信我，我跳进黄河也洗不清了！