1.妈妈叫皮皮起床：“快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！”
皮皮说：“公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！”
2.爸爸给女儿讲小时候经常挨饿的事，听完后，女儿两眼含泪，十分同情地问：“哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？”
3.童童问妈妈：“为什么称蒋先生为‘先人’？”
妈妈说：“因为‘先人’是对死去的人的称呼。”
童童说：“那对去世的奶奶是不是要叫‘鲜奶’？”
4.妈妈经常叮嘱小美：“穿裙子时不可以荡秋千，不然，会被小男孩看到里面 的小内裤哦！”
有一天，小美高兴地对妈妈说：“妈妈，今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！”
妈妈生气地说：“不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！”
小美骄傲地说：“可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！”
5.女儿对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸，爸爸把脐带连着胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，
说，婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，后来就成了肚脐。
女儿说：那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？
6.有一天，小明跟爸爸出去玩，到了吃饭的时候，爸爸领着他走到一家小饭馆门口，小明死活不进去，爸爸问他为什么，小明指着饭馆前的牌子说：“我不要吃小便炒饭 ——”
原来，那牌子上写着：
小 便
炒 饭
7.父亲：皮埃尔，今天不要上学了，昨晚你妈妈给你生了两个小弟弟。你给老师说 一下就行了。
皮埃尔：爸爸，我只说生了一个，另一个，我想留着下星期不想上学时再说。
8.巴克老爹坐在公园的长椅上休息，有个小孩站在他旁边很久，一直不走， 巴克很奇怪，就问：“小天使，你为什么老站在这里？”
小孩说：“这长椅刚刷过油漆，我想看看你站起来以后是什么样子。”
9.有个小男孩，有天放学后，问他的妈妈：“妈妈，我到底是从哪里来的？”
妈妈觉得这个问题不好回答，但应该趁此机会教育小孩，就一本正经地以猫狗为例,支吾地谈及生殖的过程。
儿子听完后，一头雾水地说：“怎么会这样？我的同桌说他是从山西来的 ！”
10.有个同学上厕所时总是拿别人的手纸用，自己从来不买。 有一次，他拿纸时被人看到，人家气愤地说：“怎么老用别人的手纸？自己不会买吗？”
他说：“这么小气干吗？不就是一点手纸吗？我用完还你就是了！”
11.妈妈：皮埃尔，你想吃一块甜饼吗？
皮埃尔没反应，妈妈又问：皮埃尔，你想吃一块甜饼吗？
皮埃尔说：想吃，妈妈。
妈妈说：为什么非要我问你两遍呢？
皮埃尔：因为我想吃两块。
12.毕业那年，出去游玩，到目的地前，让当地的同学帮忙订旅馆。到了之后， 我们打电话问他是哪家旅馆，他说：白下宾馆。
我们又问：哪个BAI啊？
他说：就是赤橙黄绿青蓝紫的白。
13.小毛上幼儿园了，有一天，老师问：谁知道世界上有多少个国家啊？
小毛说：我知道！
老师说：那你说说都有哪些国家。
小毛说：有两个国家，就是中国和外国！
14.小童在姑姑家吃饭，姑姑做了鱼给他吃。
小童边吃边说：这鱼真好吃，要是不放刺就更好了！
15.小明去参加***寿宴，到了吃寿包的时候，小明问：“我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？”
众人听了脸色大变。
接着小明掰开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说：“奶奶，快看！里面还有大便 ！”
众人昏的昏，吐的吐
译文:
Words of Children Have No Taboo
1. Mom calls Pipi to get up:" Quickly get up, cock has cried several times."
Pipi says: " What connection are bettween cock crying and me? I'm not the hen."
2. Dad tells story to daughter about hunger affairs often when he was young. After hearing this, with tears in two eyes, the daughter asks pitifully:" Oh, daddy, you came to our home because that you had no rice to eat?"
3. Tongtong asks mom:" Why call Mr Jiang as 'forefathers'?
Mom says:" Because 'forefathers" is call of the dead."
Tongtong says:" So do we call dead grandma as 'fresh milk'?
4. Mom always warns Xiaomei:" You can't play on the swirls when wearing skirts, otherwise little boys will see your small underpants."
One day, Xiaomei happily said to mom:" Mom, today I competed with Xiaoming to play on the swirls and I win."
Mom said angrily:" Didn't I tell you? Don't play on swirls when wearing skirts."
Xiaomei said pridely:" But I'm so clever. I took off my small underpants, thus they didn't see my underpants."
5. Daughter is curious about bellybutton, and asks Dad. Dad talks briefly about the truth of umbilical cord connecting embryo and matrix. He says: After baby is away from matrix, doctor cuts the umbilical cord and ties a knot, then bellybutton shapes.
Daughter asks: Why didn't the doctor tie a bowknot?
6. One day, Xiao went out to play with father. When it comes to have dinner, father led him to the doorway of small restaurant. Xiaoming didn't come in anyway. Father asks him why. Xiaoming pointed the tag before restaurant and said:" I don't want to eat Xiaobing Chaofan----"
Formerly, it reads on the tag:
Xiao Bian
Chao Fan
7. Father: Pear, you don't need to go to school. Yesterday your mother give birth to two younger brother for you. You only need to say this to your teacher.
Pear: Dad, I will say mom only give birth to one, as for another one, I want to keep it until next week when I don't want to go to school.
8. Old Bark father sits on a davenport of park to have a rest. One child stands beside him and still don't leave. Bark feel very odd, and asks him:" Little angel, why are you standing here for long?"
The child says:" This davenport has just been brushed paint. I want to see how you looks after you stand up."
9. There is a boy, one day after school, he asked his mother:" Mom, Where am I come from to the death?"
Mother felt that this question is not easy to answer, but she felt she should educate the boy taking the avdantage of this chance. She humorlessly took cats and dogs for example, prevaricately talked about their procreating processes.
After hearing this, son was so dazzled:" How is so? My classmate says he is from Shangxi."
10. One schoolfellow always uses others' bumphs, and never buy it himself. Once, he was seen when taking bumphs, they said indignantly:" Why do you always take others' bumph, you can't buy yourself?"
He said:" Why are you so petty? Is it just a few bumphs? I will give back to you after finishing it."
11. Mother: "Pear, do you want to eat a piece of sweet cake?"
Pear has no reponse, mother asks again:" Pear, do you want to eat a piece of sweet cake?"
Pear says:" want to eat it, mom." Why you make me ask you twice?"
Pear:" Because I want to eat two pieces."
12. The year when graduated, getting out to play, before reaching the destination, I have the local classmate help to order a hotel. After reaching, We called him to ask which hotel, he said: Bai Xia Hotel.
We asked again: Which BAI?
He said: it's just Bai of Chi Cheng Huang Lv Qing Lan Zi
13. Xiaomao goes to kindergarten. One day, teacher asked:" Who know how many countries there are in the world?"
Xiaomao said:" I know."
Teacher said:" Please say which countries."
Xiaomao said:" China and fremdness."
14. Xiaotong had meals at aunt's, aunts cooked fish for him.
While eating, Xiaotong said: How delicious is this fish,it's better if it doesn't put stab in."
15. Xiaoming attended birthday dinner. When eating birthday steamed bun. Xiaoming asked:" Why should we eat this ass-like birthday steamed bun?"
Everybody turned look after hearing it.
Then Xiaoming broke it off, and saw sweetened bean paste inside, said:" grandma, watch! There is stool in it."
Everybody dimed and spited.