原文: History's Six Most Prolific Virgins

1. Hans Christian Anderson: 70-Year-Old Virgin

   Who is he?

   Author of classic stories, including: The Little Mermaid, The Emperors New Clothes, The Ugly Duckling, and The Princess and the Pea.

   What's his story?

   It turns out that Hans Christian Anderson (hereafter refered to as HCA) was a crazy pervert that frequented brothels, even though he never touched the women. Good ole HCA would just look at them and return home to write about it all in his diary.
   
   Aside from that, he often tried (unsuccessfully) to convince people (both men and women) that he was in love with them. He even wrote “The Nightingale” about an opera singer he later proposed to named Jenny Lind. She refused his proposal, so he set his sights on a man named Edvard Colvin.
   
   “I languish for you as for a pretty Calabrian wench... my sentiments for you are those of a woman. The femininity of my nature and our friendship must remain a mystery," HCA wrote in one of the gayest letters I have ever read. He missed the mark, as Colvin described in his memoirs “I found myself unable to respond to this love, and this caused the author much suffering.”
   
   He never could get anyone to fall in love with him, and for the last three years of his life he was in constant pain from injuries sustained when he fell out of the thing he could never get a women (or man) in, his bed.

2. Ed Gein: 77-Year-Old Virgin

   Who is he?

   The real life man that was the basis for Buffalo Bill (from The Silence of the Lambs), Norman Bates (from Psycho), and Leatherface (from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre).

   What's his story?

   As you probably guessed, his story is filled with insanity and some murder. He grew up on a farm with his brother and parents, and was basically driven crazy by his mother. She refused to allow his to have any friends, so he spent most of the time at home or at school.
   
   After murdering his brother and getting away with it, Gein stayed home with his mother until she died when he was 39. After that, Gein went guano crazy and boarded up most of his house. He would also frequent graveyards and babysat local kids.
   
   In 1957 the police went inside Ed Geins house and discovered a dead women and a variety of crazy things made from women's skin and body parts, including a full women's skin suit that he would wear around the house. This was enough evidence to lead to a trial, but he was found not guilty by reason of insanity.
   
   Gein eventually died in a mental hospital that he was sent to after his trial. Gein never had a girlfirend, and he also said that he never had sex with corpses, which is good because I do not have to argue whether or not a necrophiliac was a virgin.

3. Charles Dodgson: 65-Year-Old Virgin

   Who is he?

   Perhaps you know him as Lewis Carroll, author of Alice in Wonderland.

   What's his story?

   Lewis Carroll is famous for his wonderful and nonsensical style of writing. He was also just as famous in his time for a lack of interest in being in a relationship with adult women (or men for that matter). No it turns out that Lewis was more interested in children, in particular little girls.
   
   While no one claims that he had sex with children, he did have an extremely creepy habit of drawing or taking pictures of them naked. Author Martin Cohen says in his book, Lewis Carroll: A biography:
   
   “We cannot know to what extent sexual urges lay behind Charles's preference for drawing and photographing children in the nude. He contended the preference was entirely aesthetic. But given his emotional attachment to children as well as his aesthetic appreciation of their forms, his assertion that his interest was strictly artistic is naive.”
   
   Carroll remained single and later died from influenza at his sisters home.

4. Isaac Newton: 84-Year-Old Virgin

   Who is he?

   Discovered the three laws of motion and described universal gravitation.

   What's his story?

   Thankfully he was not a killer or a pedophile or insane, just really busy. Sir Isaac the Apple-headed was in love once though, to a woman named Anne Storer, and they even got engaged before he went off to college.
   
   In college he had more important things to do than to think about never having sex for the rest of his life. He cared more about studying than Anne, so their engagement was called off.
   
   Isaac never got around to having another relationship with a woman, instead devoting himself to revolutionizing the field of science and creating the nerd-virgin stereotype that has since been avenged by Robert Carradine.

5. Emily Dickinson: 56-Year-Old Virgin

   Who is she?

   Famous female poet

   What's her story?

   Did you see her picture? Just joking, it turns out that she was just awkward and hermetic, referring to the few men that she admired or loved as “Master”. It also did not help that many of the people she was close to seemed to keep dying on her at young ages.
   
   Her mother eventually became bedridden, causing Emily to care for her full time. After her fathers death, her mother got even worse.
   
   Surrounded by all this death and personal responsibility, Emily just had no time to meet many new people let alone have sex with them.
   
   She died in her home of Bright's disease.

6. Nikola Tesla: 86-Year-Old Virgin

   Who is he?

   Famous inventor

   What's his story?

   Tesla is considered by some to be the patron saint of modern electricity. His ideas were the basis of AC current technology amongst other things that are very boring but incredibly important.
   
   Tesla is said to have suffered from OCD, to the point that he could not stand the touch of another humans hair. This alone would be an obstacle on the path to getting laid today, and practically impossible in a time without electric razors, Nair and punk rock. Also, he was not very good with his money, and died poor, and we all know women hate poor people.
   
   While he refused to have sex, he did end up getting screwed by Thomas Edison a few times. So, there's that.

译文: 史上六个最多产的处男处女作家

汉斯.克里斯丁.安德森:70岁处男

他是谁？

古典故事作家，作品有：《小美人鱼》，《皇帝的新装》，《丑小鸭》和《豌豆公主》

他的生平如何？

事实证明汉斯.克里斯丁.安德森（下文简称HCA）是一个疯狂的堕落者，他虽然是妓院的常客可是他甚至从来不碰女人。善良的老汉斯.克里斯丁.安德森仅仅是观察她们并回家把这些记录在他的日记里。

除了那样，他经常努力（结果失败）去让人们（无论男女）相信他爱上了她们。他甚至写下《夜莺》（是关于一个歌剧歌唱家的）。他后来提议为她起名为珍妮.琳达。她拒绝了他的提议，所以他就把视线投向了一个叫爱德华.珂文的男人。

“我对你的焦思正如对一个美丽的卡拉布里亚阶少女一样…我对你的爱慕正如对一个女人那样。我温柔的本质和我们的友谊必定会留下神秘，”汉斯.克里斯丁.安德森在我所读过的最令人快乐的信中这样写道。他对这段记忆念念不忘，正如珂文回忆道，我发现我自己无法回应这样的爱，并且这带给了作者许多痛苦。

他从来无法让任何人爱上他，并且在他生命的最后三年他因为而常常陷入从未曾和一个女人（或男人）有性生活。

爱丁.格尔

他是谁？

真实人物原形是Buffalo Bill(沉默的羔羊)，Norman Bates(神经学)，以及leatherface(田纳西肢解大屠杀)

他的人生如何？

也许你能猜到，他的故事充溢着疯狂与谋杀。他在农场里长大，他和他的父母兄弟一块生，他的妈妈几乎把他逼疯了。他的妈妈不允许他结交朋友，因此，他的大部分时间都是在家里或学校度过。

在杀死他的兄弟之后，盖尔一直留在家里陪他母亲，直到他母亲在他39岁那年去世那天。在那之后 ，盖尔变得神志不清，并把他的房子的大部分给封了起来，他也经常去墓地，并且照顾当地的孩子。

在1957年，警方在进入盖尔的家里时发现一具女尸，并且有很多毛骨悚然的东西，因为它们全都是用女尸的皮肤和尸体的其他部位做成的。这本足以置他的罪，但由于他精神错乱，居然被判无罪。

在他被判刑以后，他被送入一家精神病院，他最终死于那里。盖尔从来没有女朋友，并且他说他从来不和尸体发性关系，他认为这样很好，因为他无需与被人争论一个恋尸狂是否是一个处男。

查尔斯.道奇森:65岁的处男 

他是谁?

也许你知道他是刘易斯.卡罗, 爱丽丝奇遇记的作者.

他的生平如何?

刘易斯.卡罗以他奇妙和荒诞的写作风格而闻名, 同时,他对女人(就此而论,或者是男人)不兴趣也是他出名结果是刘易斯.卡罗对小孩比较感兴趣，尤其是小女孩。

然而，没有人说刘易斯.科恩和小孩发生过性关系，但他却有一个嗜好，那就是画他们的裸体照或者是拍他们的裸体照片。据马丁.科恩在他的作品刘易斯.卡罗自传中提到,

我们不知道是什么性冲动和性喜好促使他去画小孩的裸体或拍摄他们的裸体的。他声称他的偏好完全出于审美的观点。然而鉴于他对小孩以及他们身体的强烈迷恋，他所言的他的兴趣仅仅是在于审美是无法让人信服的。

卡罗依然单身，然后他因流行性感冒死于他妹妹的家中。