There seems to be a few Swiss designers (these guys: Valentin Engler, Marius Morger, Daniel Grolimund) that believe that single men are pretty much too focused on gettin’ some that they need their very own specially designed products. Items like an ironing table that doubles as a coffee table, a “Trophy ring” that you can chisel your lady score count on (women will totally get hot to see that on your finger), a “Lady kit” that includes all the requisite “walk of shame” products like a toothbrush, facial creme and make-up remover, and other such nonsense. Anyway, take a look at all the ways we men are so stupid we need these items. Gosh I feel so pandered to and cheap. I need a shower.
Designer: Valentin Engler, Marius Morger & Daniel Grolimund [ Via: SwissMiss ]
Eating alone makes the single man feel lonely. That‘s why he eats in front of the TV. Additional handles, raised rims and isolating materials approve to eat frozen pizza or noodle-soups in various sitting positions on the sofa - without making stains.
The few shirts a single man has, are ironed in front of the Television. The coffee table hides the ironing board, as well as the electric iron and even a cup-holder for the single man‘s beer.
Checking e-mails and preparing the candlelight-dinner for the evening - both on one single table. When the guest finally visits, the derangement on the working place is cleaned simply by sliding one table top over the other.
No more crumbs in your keyboard thanks to our keyboard-napkin!
A pet is ideal against the single man‘s loneliness. But a hard working single man can‘t take the responsibility. Our birdhouse is glued on the outside a window, so the single man can watch his birds grow up from the inside!
When the woman of the single man‘s dreams visits spontaneously, all her needs are fulfilled with the women-kit. It contains hair conditioner, facial creme, a toothbrush and a pad to remove the makeup.
A silver-coated gold ring allows the single living man to mark his trophies, just like the gunslingers did on their colts.
E-business concept for customized shirts, wash- and iron service. Pick-up and delivery dates can be easily coordinated on the computer.
译文:
男性用品【奇客】
瑞士的一些设计家（像Valentin Engler, Marius Morger, Daniel Grolimund）似乎都认为单身男性对于那些特别设计的对他们有特定用途的产品很感兴趣。像可以做茶几桌的熨衣架；一个可以让女性对他刮目相看的仿真戒指（女人看到你手上的这个戒指一定会激动不已）；一个女士化妆包，里面装上牙刷，洗面奶和卸妆垫等必需品。然而，回头看看这些东西会发现我们男人真是愚蠢。天哪，感觉自己怎么相个卑劣的蛊惑者。去冲个澡！
设计家: Valentin Engler, Marius Morger & Daniel Grolimund [ 来自: SwissMiss ]
一个人的餐桌总是让单身男人很孤单。所以他们总是在电视机前吃饭。附加的手柄，凸边和隔离的空间可以让你在沙发上以任何种姿势吃冰冻的比萨或者面汤，不用担心溅出污点。
单身男人仅有的那几件衬衫是在电视机前熨好的。茶几桌里掩藏了熨衣板和熨斗，甚至还有单身男人放啤酒的杯座。
查收电子邮件和准备烛光晚餐都是在一张桌子上完成的。当有客人要来的时候，只要随便把一挥，一片狼籍的桌面就立刻干净整洁了。
多亏有了键盘餐巾，和键盘里的面包屑说永别！
养只宠物对单身男人打发寂寞是里不错的选择。但是工作繁忙的单身男人还是没有精力照顾它的。我们的小鸟笼外面胶了一个窗户，因此单身男人就可以通过这个窗户看到里面小鸟的成长状况。
如果单身男人的梦中情人常常来光顾，一个女士化妆包对她来说就够了。里面有护发素，洗面奶，一个牙刷和卸妆垫。
一个镀银的金戒指会增加一个单身独居男人的身价，就好像枪手需要装饰自己的手枪一样。
电子商务概念下在线定制衬衫，洗涤和熨烫服务。通过电脑方便地掌握提取和运送日期。
Daniel Grolimund, Marius Morger, Valentin Engler