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Know who you're lying to
If it's a 3 year old, maybe you'll survive, but, if you're talking about adults who are 27++ wt brains, then b prepared. if the person u intend to lie to is your friend, my advice is-DON'T, UNLESS u REALLY have to (even then, it's still not encouraged).. -
Know Your Facts
Lying is easy between one person to another person. but, it'll b a wee bit complicated if there's more than 1 person involved in both camps. There bound to b different versions and therefore chances of falling flat on your face while lying is very high. Give u an example from my own experience. Few people in Camp A sent SMSes to few people in Camp B, with different versions of stories. Ironically the people in Camp B were together when they read the SMSes. Needless to say, the lie were spotted ASAP. -
Why?
Make sure u know Y u wanna lie? Is it worth the risks? If its worth it, then proceed, if not, "Honesty Is The Best Policy" -
Humour
Dude, lie detector & humour don't mix. Don't ever dream of cracking up stupid jokes if the cat's out of the bag.. -
Emotional
Emotion, understandably, should be running high in this situation. So PLEASE x blame us girls if we feel betrayed, hurt, insulted etc coz we have THE RIGHT to. C'mon, it's insulting to think that u guys expected us to fall to such an immature, unorganized lie(if it's a pretty bloody intelligent lie, u won't b caught in the first place..hehehe) -
Apologise
You've tried n u failed. What else do u have to do? instead of trying unsuccessfully to cover up the blatant lie and suffer serious consequences, it's advisable to just own up and say "I'm sorry". dude, if u have to have people to point this to u, you're oh so screwed....Oh, and there's a deadline for apology to be accepted..
Tough,huh?
Last but not least just remember: Women are the coolest lie detectors!!
译文:
教你如何说谎
说谎的对象
如果对方是个三岁小孩, 那还容易对付, 但是如果你要骗的是个聪明的成年人,想要蒙混过关就没有那么容易了. 如果那个人是你的朋友, 我的建议是不要对他说谎, 除非你是真的迫不得已. (无论如何,我不鼓励人们欺骗自己的朋友)
弄清事实
两个人之间的谎言是相对容易的, 但当事人牵涉到很多人的时候, 要欺骗对方就变的比较棘手了. 因为人多所以版本也多, 你们被当面拆穿的机率非常的高. 在这里我要告诉你们我的真实经历. A学校的几个学生向B学校的几个学生发消息,想要骗他们但是消息的版本却五花八门. 讽刺的是, B学校的那些学生收到消息时正好在一起.不用说, 谎言当场就被拆穿了.
为什么要说谎?
你要弄清楚自己为什么要说谎. 是不是值得冒这个险? 如果值得, 那就义无反顾地去做吧. 如果不是, 请记住, “诚实是上上策”.
情感
情感问题是不可被忽视的问题. 所以如果我们女生感到被背叛, 伤害或侮辱, 请不要怪我们,因为我们有权利这样做, 别以为我们会轻信你们这些幼稚的鬼话.(如果这是个很高明的谎话, 那你们可能不会被当场揭穿,呵呵)
道歉
你已经试过说谎但是不管用. 那你还能做点什么呢? 在这种情况下继续再编造谎言只会给你带来更严重的后果. 建议你还是坦白吧. 对朋友说声对不起. 如果你一直不道歉, 直到对方向你指出来, 那你就惨啦. 哦对了, 接受道歉可是有个截至日期的哦…
觉得很难是吧?
最后请势必要记得一点: 女人是世界上最能看穿谎言的动物.