One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!''
''I know!'' the next woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.''
The third woman says, ''I always know where my husband is.''
''Impossible!'' both women say, ''He has you completely fooled!''
''Oh no,'' says the woman. ''I'm a widow.''
译文:
一年的寡妇
一天,三个女人在美容院谈论起她们的丈夫。第一个女人说，“昨天我丈夫说他要去办公室，但我打电话过去，他们说他不在那儿！”
“没错！”第二个女人说，“昨晚我丈夫说他要去他兄弟家，但我打电话过去，他不在那儿。”
第三个女人说，“我永远都知道我丈夫在哪儿。”
“不可能！”那两个女人一起说，“他肯定是把你给骗啦！”
“哦，不，”这个女人说，“我是个寡妇。”