An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
译文:
林肯宝贝
一个戴着大礼帽,穿着西装背心,戴着假的胡子的老人,坐在吧台边,点了杯饮料.当酒保将酒送来时,他问, "你要去参加一个聚会吗?"
"是的,一个化装舞会," 老人回答, "我的穿着必须与情感生活中的一致."
"但你看上去像是亚伯林肯." 酒保抗议道.
"没错.我已八十有七."