Most of us take for granted the fundamental human need for enlightenment. No, I am not talking about being one with the Universe or counting beads. Besides, I look positively horrid in orange. I am talking about the simple need to physically see after the sun sets. We are not like most other creatures on Earth and don’t come equipped with super sweet night vision eyeballs. Let’s face it, we can fool ourselves all we want, but the truth is our modern society is held together with a hairline grasp of control and fear. If we lose the lights, we pretty much lose the ability to control fear, and therefore, we lose control of society. Scared yet? Fear not! Check out this civilization saving emergeny “Liteplug” by Industrial Facility. Just leave this box plugged into any electrical socket and when the power grid gets shut down due to a Godzilla attack or computer virus, this life saver will kick in with sweet sweet LED luminescence. And to make sure this light lasts, they installed a motion sensor that detects when a human or sewer rat is near. Liteplug also acts as an emergency flashlight via a sliding panel the fully exposes the LED bulbs and covers the motion sensor. Now back to the Matrix.
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向着生命之光前进！
我们大部分人认为人类非常需要光明照耀是顺理成章的事。不，我不是在谈天人合一，也不是在数佛珠。更何况，我在橘黄色的背景下看起来很吓人。我是在谈日暮时分身体对可视能力的基本需要。我们不像地球上的大部分动物，没有他们那种超酷的夜视眼球。让我们面对这个事实，我们可以假装糊涂，可事实上我们的现代文明社会是靠头发丝一样脆弱的控制恐惧的能力维系在一起的。如果我们失去光明，我们几乎就失去了控制恐惧的能力，而由此我们也就失去了对社会的控制。心有余悸吗？别怕！来看看这个行业设备研究室研制的拯救文明的"Liteplug”应急灯吧！只要把这个盒子插进任何一个电能插座，一旦电力网因遭受Godzilla攻击或者计算机病毒感染而瘫痪，这个生命拯救者就会挺身而出，带来超酷的LED灯光！而且为确保这个灯持续发光，设计人员安装了一个行踪探测器，可以探测出附近的不怀好意者或者是阴沟老鼠。Liteplug应急灯也能作为应急手电筒来使用，它通过移动一块滑动板来完全显示LED灯泡并覆盖行踪探测器。现在让我们回到Matrix...