There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
译文:
无水行舟的金发女郎
一天，一个金发女郎正在沿路开车。她撇了撇右边，发现附近的一片田野上坐着另一个金发女郎，虽然周围看不见水，但它却划着一条小船。
金发女郎生气地把车停了下来，并且对着划船的那个女的喊道：“你觉得你这是在做什么？这种事只会给我们金发女郎抹黑，如果我能游泳，我一定游过来踢烂你的屁股。