Sometimes you just don’t want to be productive. Thanks to all of these time wastin’ USB toys you no longer have to be. Guaranteed to tick off your boss and get you fired from that dead end job!
USB Lava Lamp
Relive your party days with this USB Lava Lamp. This item is great for anyone with an unused usb port and nothing better to do than watch a lava lamp. Quick and easy way to make all of your co-workers jealous, and bring the party to your cubicle.
Once the 6″ tall lamp heats up the glitter inside starts swirling around for a totally awesome effect dude. If you would like to purchase the usb lava lamp you can pick one up online at X-TremeGeek.com for $7.99.
USB Mini Desktop Aquarium
I think there is something fishy around here. It might be this USB fish tank. So they say that aquariums are calming, but I don’t know if this one would fall into that category.
The tank contains two life-like fish that swim around and is illuminated with ultra bright LED lighting, in case someone turns out the lights in your office. You can pick one up for $19.99 at ThinkGeek.com.
4 Port USB Hub with Self-Destruct Button
Do you ever have those days when you feel like you are self-destructing? Now you really can, no not really. So if you reach the point that you just can’t take any more activate the switches, turn the key, flip-up the safety lid and hit the button to end it all, or at least here some cool sound effects that will make you feel better.
Oh and by the way aside from blowing the walls off of your cubicle, you can also use this as a 4 port USB hub, just in case. You can pick one of these up at X-TremeGeek.com for around $60 dollars.
USB Christmas Tree
Bring in the holiday season on your desktop with this USB Christmas tree. The X-mas tree comes with bright glowing blue LED lights and stands 4.5 inches tall.
Who would have thought that it is still possible to have the Christmas spirit away from home, so if you want to bring some holiday cheer to the office, you can pick one of these festive little trees up online at ThinkGeek.com for a small $7.99.
USB Finger Dance Mat
Plug this baby in and let your fingers do the walking or dancing in this case. Follow the lights on the USB dance mat, but watch out the lights get faster as you go.
The finger dance mat works with Windows XP, Windows Vista and Mac computers. It also comes with cardboard character to make your friends question your intelligence. If your fingers are feeling the groove you can get one of these at DrinkStuff.com.
USB Missile Launcher
Are you operating a no-fly zone over your cubicle, or maybe Iraqi forces have infiltrated your office? Either way you can knock those paper airplanes out of the sky with this USB missile launcher.
I really can’t think of anything your boss would like less than foam missiles flying through the sky, but you never know. This toy comes with three foam missiles and has a range of 15 feet. You can buy one online at X-TremeGeek.com for $30 dollars.
USB Eye Warmer
I guess this is for those days when your eyes are really cold, I hate that don’t you? Simply connect this product to any USB port and you’re ready to defrost those eyeballs.
Product comes with built-in temperature control dial to easily adjust to a comfortable temperature range. You can find this item online at Thanko, Inc.
USB Warmer Slippers
Now that we got those eyeballs toasty with the eye warmer above its time to de-ice your foot-sicles with these USB Warmer Slippers.
Slippers require two available USB port, one for each slipper and they have an on/off switch in the cables.The carbon fiber and polyester heat inserts begin to warm your feet gradually, before reaching maximum temperature. If you have been born with excessively cold feet and would like to own a pair of these they will cost you around $33 dollars and you can get them online at Thanko, Inc.
Freshly Baked USB Pizza Drive
Food lovers rejoice, the freshly baked USB pizza drive is here. Actually there is a whole “Freshly Baked” series that includes the pizza, hot dog, hamburger, sandwich and french bread, so you should be able to find your favorite.
These come in 1 and 2gb models and really do nothing other than serve as a decorative USB drive. If you are felling hungry and unsure how you ever lived without one, you can get your own online at Vavolo.com for around $60 dollars.
USB Speed Typing Mouse
If you find yourself getting lonely and bored during the work day, you just might need one of these. Once plugged in to your USB drive the hairy-chested mouse starts pedaling, the faster you type, the faster he pedals. You can also keep track of the numbers on the built-in LCD screen, and test your typing speeds over and over again.
So if your looking for a friend you can get one of these online through DrinkStuff.com.
USB Piggy FM Radio
USB powered FM radio in a cute piggy shell. Who wouldn’t want one of these, besides me.
Also runs on 4 AAA batteries. Get one online at KlearGear.com.
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让老板抓狂的11件USB玩具
有时你只是不想工作。多亏有这些消磨时间的USB玩具，你可以偷懒啦。它们保证能让你的老板咬牙切齿，把你踢出这个没希望的公司。
USB 熔岩灯
USB熔岩灯再现派对时光。只要你有个多余的USB接口，只要你想不到比看着它更有建设性的事了，那么这盏灯对你再合适不过。你能轻而易举地令所有的同事羡慕不已，把派对的感觉带进公司。
这盏6英寸的灯一旦通电，里面的发光物就会旋转起来，产生奇妙的效果。如果你想买USB熔岩灯，你可以在
X-TremeGeek.com上找到，售价7.99美元。
USB 迷你桌面鱼缸
我觉得该有个和鱼沾边的玩意。那就是这个USB鱼缸了。人们说鱼缸能使人平静，我不知道这只有没有这种作用。
在高亮度的LED灯的映照下，两条逼真的小鱼在里面游来游去，不用担心有人关了办公室的灯。你可以在
ThinkGeek.com.上买到，售价19.99美元。
4接口的HUB（带自爆按钮）
你是否曾有一段时间觉得在自我毁灭？现在你真的可以做到了，不，这不是真的。如果你忍无可忍了，就打开它的开关，转动钥匙，掀开安全罩，按下那个钮，结束一切吧。至少它的爆炸音效能让你好过一点。
USB 圣诞树
USB圣诞树把圣诞节搬上办公桌。这棵圣诞树身高4.5英寸，闪烁着蓝色LED光。
谁会想到还能把圣诞节从家里带出来呢？所以如果你想让办公室赠添一些节日氛围，你可以在
ThinkGeek.com 上选一棵，小身材低价格，只有7.99美元噢。
USB手指跳舞毯
把这件宝贝连上电脑，让你的手指动起来。跟随着USB跳舞毯上的灯光舞动，不过小心，灯会越闪越快。
Windows XP, Windows Vista 和苹果机都兼容这款手指跳舞毯。还配有纸板人物形象——你朋友会怀疑你是不是三岁小孩。如果你的手指厌倦了工作，不妨在
DrinkStuff.com上买一个吧。
USB 火箭发射器
你的办公间是禁止飞行区吗？或许伊拉克军方已经潜入了你的办公室？无论如何，你都可以用USB 火箭发射器把所有的纸飞机赶出你的“领空”。
我实在想不出还有什么能比乱飞的塑料火箭更让你老板恼火的了，但是话不能说绝了。这件玩具有三个塑料火箭，射程是15英尺。
X-TremeGeek.com 上有售，定价30美元。
USB电暖眼罩
我想只有你眼睛觉得冷时才用得上它。我讨厌这种时候，你呢？只要接上任意的USB接口，你就可以给眼球解冻了。
USB电暖拖鞋
用电暖眼罩温暖了眼睛后，该是电暖拖鞋来慰问你的脚了。
这双拖鞋需要两个USB接口，一只脚一个，电线上有开关。碳化纤维和聚酯的填充物会慢慢温暖你的双脚，直到达到极限温度。如果你天生脚寒，想要这么一双拖鞋，那么就去
Thanko, Inc上看看吧，售价在33美元左右。
新鲜出炉的USB比萨闪存
USB比萨闪存新鲜上市，让美食爱好者们欣喜不已。实际上它属于一个系列的“新鲜烘焙食品”，包括比萨、热狗、汉堡、三明治、法式面包，你可以选出你的挚爱。
这个系列有1G和2G两种规格，只是一个装饰性的闪存。如果你觉得饿，不知道离了它该怎么办，就赶快去
Vavolo.com 选购自己的“零食”吧。售价60美元。
上班的日子，你觉得孤独时、无聊时，正需要它。接上USB后，这只胸口毛茸茸的老鼠就开始骑车了，你打字越快，他踩得越卖力。你还能保留嵌入式的小液晶屏上的数字记录，反复测试你的打字速度。
USB小猪收音机
这款收音机有着俏皮的小猪外形。谁会不想要呢？我都想买一个。